I am Kate. I'm sorry about the mud. I'm sorry about the rain. I'm sorry that I'm from America. But I'm not sorry that I came to be your friend. And I hope everybody's happy.
October 21st
11:21 PM Central
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bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

11:21 PM Central
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tsarbucks:

when somebody asks you what your talents are:

image

11:20 PM Central
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snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

11:20 PM Central
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guardian-of-our-galaxy:

The real moral of The Nightmare Before Christmas is don’t sell Christmas stuff before Halloween cause it upsets the balance of the universe

11:19 PM Central
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So you like chemistry puns…

animecritic20:

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

f0rever15elf theamazing-deadpoolio

11:17 PM Central
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humpkin-pie:

peaceful times before the skeleton war

humpkin-pie:

peaceful times before the skeleton war

11:17 PM Central
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  • me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?
11:16 PM Central
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stability:

I’m done

11:16 PM Central
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stunningpicture:

Our cat waits outside every morning to be with my son when he waits for the bus.

stunningpicture:

Our cat waits outside every morning to be with my son when he waits for the bus.

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slimeghost2003:

how am i supposed to wipe my ass with this?

10:42 PM Central
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herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

10:41 PM Central
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bloody-nips:

danbutt:

apu no

this is literally the funniest thing and every time someone reblogs it from me i start laughing again

bloody-nips:

danbutt:

apu no

this is literally the funniest thing and every time someone reblogs it from me i start laughing again